Hello, my name is Don, and I am a Shababa. (Editor’s Note: “Hi, Don!”)
I would love to say that I am a recovering Shababa, but all signs of recovery seem to be fading. I fear that, as the Manifesto explains, “Once a Shababa, always a Shababa.”
I must say that this is the best Manifesto since Teddy K explained his animosity toward UNiversities and Airlines (UNA collectively).